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Joke of the Day
"With age comes wisdom... ...but sometimes age comes alone."
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"Accidentally poured myself a glass of vodka at 9am. Accidentally drank it too. I'm so fcuking clumsy."
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"Maybe the back door is the wrong door. -Hillary Clinton"
"If you REALLY need to get laid tonight, put on your oldest or most ridiculous underwear. It works every single time."
"What is a Men's Rights activist's idea of foreplay? Trying to argue a prostitute into accepting a credit card."
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"My girlfriend got sacked from work and then lost her appeal. I only found her appealing because she had a well paid job."
"Cop wives... Fuck the police."