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Joke of the Day

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan."

"Hey yoda... Are we in the right way? -Off course we are. -All right. KEEP GOING IN THIS WAY."

"When you are finished with a corncob pipe, you can just feed it to a nearby pig. The Lord is amazing."

"Did you hear the joke about the jump-rope? Eh, let's skip it."

"Cosby/Fogle for President! Americans can forget the last 8 years happened and feel like kids again."

"The sign outside the drug rehab facility was very fitting ""Stay off the grass."""

"Fact: A lot of women turn into good drivers. So if you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning!"

"*gets on 1 knee* Me: I know we haven't known each other for a long time, but will you marry me? Her: Please get off my knee"

"A man on his death bed: ""Honey, are you here?"" ""Yes darling"" ""Ana, are you here?"" ""I'm here daddy"" ""John, are you here too?"" ""Of course daddy"" ""Then who's in the fucking shop??"""

"Anal sex... ...it's fucking shit!"