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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Alaska native that didn't like fish? Yeah, he just wasn't inuit."
Next Joke
"*walks up to girl working on her laptop in a cafe* So you into computers?"
"I'm really into Chomsky, Noam sayin'?"
"complaining about your wife's stories will result in having to sit through her story about the time you complained about her stories"
"There are two types of people in this world.. People who can stay on track and, oh how I love frosted flakes."
"I need a bad ass dress for Friday night. Anybody know where I can find a Forever 41?"
"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walks into a bar... He orders a drink"
"What do math and mermaids have in common? They both have an alge-bra."
"VOTERS: we want to give a boat a ridiculous name UK: no VOTERS: we want to break up the EU and trash the world economy UK: fine"
"What two places can you find a California roll? Sushi bars and stop signs. Source: am southern Oregonian; lots of bad Cali drivers here"