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Joke of the Day
"How many Latinos does it take to do a wax job? A Brazillion!"
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"If life gives you lemons... Make lemonade. If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic"
"Everyone romanticizes the past until they get horribly sick and wake up covered in leeches."
"If he calls you clingy, move in immediately without warning and decorate his bed with 57 throw pillows"
"I like my women the same way I like my coffee. Made by my mum."
"Last night I woke up in the middle of dreaming about the meaning of life. It was very eye opening."
"Once I went to a zoo with only one animal. It was a shih tzu."
"Hodor joke (Knock knock) Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? Hodor."
"How did the astrologer cross the road? In his Taurus!"
"What did the crop say to the Farmer? Why are you picking on me?"