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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the owl coup? They were in cahoots."
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"How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb? One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!"
"What's Donald Trump's favorite kind of bubble gum? Bigly chew."
"This woman walked into a bar... and asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave it to her."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $1.50, while deer nuts are under a buck."
"I love being alive but my favorite thing to do is sleep."
"I once lost my thesaurus... and I couldn't find the words to describe how upset I was."
"A black man and a feather fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The feather. The black man is stopped by the rope."
"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean? I've never had a lima bean on my face."
"Just walked by the place I had brunch last weekend and one of my friends is still sitting there talking about herself"