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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium are dating now? OMg !!!"

"Why is Nixon a bad chef? Because he is not a cook."

"Why did Hitler go to Sea World? To see Adolphin!"

"ad for letuce: do u- hey do u ever wish u coud eat water"

"Apparently when your girlfriend asks which of her friends you would like to have a threesome with you are only supposed to say one name."

"What do you call a fishing prostitute A Hooker"

"Joke a friend made up What's black and yellow and makes everyone laugh? A school bus full of black people falling off a cliff."

"My wife said I was average. I said she was mean."

"If I had to be in the military I'd probably pick sleeper cell agent cause I get tired a lot"

"What does a toilet, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common? Men usually miss all three."