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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race."

"What did the Chinese government say about the air pollution? Suck it up!"

"Why don't black people sleep well? Because we killed the only one with a dream"

"What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing? Sham rock."

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish."

"I was shocked when I found out just how many techno songs Steven Hawking sings on."

"Now that big hairy bush is back in style, it needs a good name. I vote on the Sascrotch."

"IDGAF if you're black, white, yellow, brown or blue. Well, I do if you're blue, I'll stop and give you CPR if you're blue."

"What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose."