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Joke of the Day
"How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease? He just shakes it off."
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"Going to the gym is such a great workout. I never actually enter the building, but the walk there is nice. Sometimes I even walk back."
"Q: What holds the moon up? A: Moonbeams."
"What do you call ravens trying to marry crows. Conspiracy to commit murder."
"Why were the teachers eyes so crossed? She couldn't control her pupils."
"I heard the comedians at Jamestown were pretty bad... The punchlines were so shitty everyone died."
"Bill Clinton rapes a woman... Hillary Clinton then says to him... ""Bill did you rape another woman?"" Get it? Bill Clinton rapes women...."
"Seriously, Twitter. Do NOT import my contacts."
"I've always wanted to own a funeral home.... With the slogan, ""We love it when business is dead."""
"What do you call an asshole horse rider? A Jerk-ey."