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Joke of the Day
"How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease? He just shakes it off."
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"I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it.... Now I can truly think of myself as Independent."
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"Apparently, David Cameron can only be divided by himself, and one."
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"*pours a shaker of salt into the ocean* You're free now"