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Joke of the Day

"How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year? She hasn't even been a women for a year yet."

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"Lamest joke ever What did 6 say to 9? . . . Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD"
"Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work"
"A Cellular Service Provider Joke What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint? You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store."
"Am I able to think up of a brand new color... ...or will it just be a pigment of my imagination?"
"If Donald Trump runs the U.S into the ground... He will have toupee"
"Who won the Battle of the Bulge? The guy with the bulge in his sock ..."
"When a coworker pisses me off, I like to write his name down for 23 boxes of girl scout cookies on the form in the break room"
"How are baby androids born? From their mother's computerus."
"Maybe your parents told you a watched pot never boils so you wouldn't go around sticking your face near boiling water, idiot."
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