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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner? Post-Hummus"
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"Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion"
"Hitler Maybe Hitler was just a fitness trainer and he was helping all the Jews burn a few calories"
"How many bears could Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?"
"Most people cry while chopping an onion... The secret is to not form an emotional bond."
"Why are there no joke about Jonestown? The punchlines are too long."
"What happens if you pee on Putin's head? Urine big trouble..."
"My uncle was a weird man...Artificial Legs.... Real feet"
"Breaking news: A helicopter has crash landed into a cemetery in Ireland The pilots didn't survive, and so far local police have recovered 956 bodies."
"Write a suicide note on Facebook and they try to talk you out of it. Write a suicide note on Twitter and they correct your grammar."