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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner? Post-Hummus"
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"What kind of dog can you best see in the dark? A glowberman pinscher!"
"I wonder if girls on dates in the 1800's got mad at guys for checking their treasure maps."
"What is Siri really good at? Playing pocket pool."
"Did you hear about the lazy perfume-maker? He made no scents."
"Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention? Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us"
"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's cheat and murder for insurance money like they do on Investigation Discovery Channel."
"Starve a cold. Feed a fever. Humiliate a rash. Flatter a migraine. Friendzone diarrhea. Date cramps. Bring anxiety home to meet the family."
"Customer: ""How do I print my voicemail?"""
"It's okay to smoke weed in the rain, but don't in hail"