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Joke of the Day

"""Girl, are you a tree? cause-"" ""no i'm not a tree"" ""..cause i want-"" ""why are you still talking i'm not a tree"" "".. i want t-"" ""not a tree"""

"What do you call Jewish folk from New Jersey? Orange juice."

"Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively."

"owl friend Today, my owl buddy told me he was getting married. I replied 'you twit, to who?'"

"The highest form of flattery A plateau"

"I asked Jesus what he did before he died He said ""Not much. I was just getting hammered and hanging out all day."""

"""A smile is like tight underwear...it makes your cheeks go up."

"What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesarous"

"What's worse than paper tits? Cardboard box."

"What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken? One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg."