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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? My Dick."
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"Naming my law firm/night club ""Mullet."" People will have to walk through the business in the front to get to the party in the back."
"I like my men, like I like my coffee. So hot, that I have to keep blowing."
"Im having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... alright by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?"
"I feel sorry for Justin Bieber. He's had to go to every Justin Bieber concert."
"The most perfect method to say the perfect punch-line. /pnt.lan/ assuming of course you know how to read ""phonetic transcription""."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Eh, it works better if you tell it out loud, but you get the ... eye-dea."
"[first day as Niagara Falls tour guide] And to the left you can see [frantically flips through your guide] water."
"What did Barack say to Michele when he asked her to marry him? I don't wanna be Obama self."
"[For HindI speakers] What is the loneliest fruit? A kela"