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Joke of the Day

"So my Orchestra conductor keeps telling the Violas to play louder... I guess it just isn't their Forte. ;)"

"How does a cow add and subtract? With a cowculator."

"We all know that 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but do you know why 9 is afraid of 6? Because she bit his dick last time"

"A guy is about to die Guy: How much time do I have left, doctor? Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what?! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years? Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5..."

"I am not a racist but... I am not a racist but you have to agree that Little Cesars' Five dollar piazza is a good buy."

"Science, Philosophy and Religion What is Science? Looking for a black cat in a black room. What is Philosophy? Asking whether there is a black cat in a black room. What is Religion? ""I HAVE THE CAT"""

"2016 started with the death of a gorilla ...and is ending with the death of a Guerilla"

"Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu sir? Monster: No thanks just bring me the passenger list."

"In park people come across man playing chess with dog They are of surprise and say ""What clever dog!"" But man say: ""No, no, he isn't so clever. I am lead by three game to one!"""

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock into your ass!"