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Joke of the Day

"We white people don't shoot eachother I'm the streets like you blacks.... We do it in the schools because we have class! I'm sorry!!"

"I don't see dead people, but I do always see spiders that aren't really there."

"Scientists are coming closer to unlocking the secret to why the average American owns 40 pairs of jeans but only wears 3 or 4 of them."

"Is a Rhino Liner something you wear in your underpants when you have the Rhinovirus?"

"My little old fish didn't move around in her bowl all day. i thought she was dead but it turns out she was just going through minnow pause."

"To avoid a collision I ran into the other car."

"What is ISIS's favorite candy bar? Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive."

"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina? Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush."

"Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented? What are our scientists doing?"

"What are 8 Nougat-Bits? One Nougat-Byte"