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Joke of the Day
"Why was the hobo sad? Because he was in a great depression."
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"*5 puts on shoes* Me: they're on the wrong feet. 5: but I can't... Me: can't..? 5 I don't have any more feet to put them on. Me: touche"
"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist!"
"Food is like dark humour Not everyone gets it"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Cold and bitter."
"What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? You're too young to be smoking!"
"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? To control Hispanic attacks"
"(Man) I'd like some cocaine please. (Drug Dealer) Is pepsicaine ok?"
"What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist? Front-end"
"Geek humor: Thanks for the upgrade... You turned my floppy disk into a solid state."