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Joke of the Day
"I ask Google the questions I'm too scared to ask other people."
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"Dad joke: What time do monkeys poop? Tree turdy."
"Why do people like Hillary Clinton? When she can't even stand herself?"
"Norm Macdonald tells a good joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr_7p5Ti0Q"
"Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat :)"
"My wife is constantly accusing me of being racist.I dont care what she says,Im black,shes black,it should concern me that our baby is white"
"Me: So tired Brain: IKR!! But wait, who organised the alphabet... M: Please don't B: N how do we know it's not actually disorganized?"
"If Violets were Orange, poetry would be a lot more challenging."
"If Facebook was school I swear we would all have perfect attendance."
"""I want the box where I poop to smell like my poop or else I won't want to poop there. Whoa whoa, not THAT much like my poop! Jesus!"" - cats"