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Joke of the Day

"How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20000 fathoms? Drop him a line."

"When you are finished with a corncob pipe, you can just feed it to a nearby pig. The Lord is amazing."

"I like my Jews like I like my juice. Concentrated."

"What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities? A Super Saying"

"While everyone is busy complaining about their tweets being stolen & put on Facebook, I've quietly become the funniest person on MySpace!"

"My friend had party the other night and didn't invite me, only midgets. He said it was just a little get together."

"Received a call from a recruitment consultant. She said to me: ""Sir I have two openings for you...!"" I replied : Yes. I know .There was a long silence and then she hung up."

"What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!"

"If you buy orange juice with ""Some Pulp,"" it's time to pick a side."

"How to spot the toughest guy in jail? He still has some whistle left in his fart."