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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth!"

"I tried to do a photo shoot in the rain yesterday. Turned out to be a mist take."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't change it. They just beat the room for being black."

"Have you heard Justin Bieber's song about blood types? It goes: ""A, B, AB, AB, OOOOOOO"""

"There's only one thing I love more than bacon ...and I can't put pussy in my mashed potatoes."

"Why do traffic lights turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!"

"What weapons did the Romans use to fight the Carthaginians As-salt rifles"

"What does a Disneyland ride and Viagra have in common? You have to wait one hour for a 3 minute ride."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. That's the best plan healthcare.gov could offer me."

"You're so ugly....even the tide wouldn't take you out"