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Joke of the Day

"*caches football thrown from off screen* ""Are you having problems with slow interne*video starts buffering*"

"Judge me all you want, but I love jokes about dead children. They never get old."

"Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey? To Prove They Were Not Chicken"

"Scientists: Don't freak out about Ebola. Everyone: *Panic!* Scientists: Freak out about climate change. Everyone: LOL! Pass me some coal."

"Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink? The Space Bar"

"The doctor overseeing Caitlyn's transition advised against more plastic surgery. One more facelift and she'll have a beard again."

"Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard."

"Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France."

"When people say they want to adopt a puppy, I wonder if it's because they can't have puppies of their own."

"What do you get if you cross an owl with a donkey? A Wise Ass."