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Joke of the Day

"The baby mouse ventures out of its lair and sees the world for the first time as a bat flies past.. The mouse rushes back into the lair screaming, ""Mommy, I've just seen an Angel!""."

"My boss told me to have a good day so I went home."

"The scarecrow won employee of the month again... He's outstanding in his field."

"What is Cthulu's favorite pizza? deep dish"

"A man armed with lazer guns shot up a church... ...people went running pew after pew."

"God made them God made the little niggers, he made them at night. He made them in a hurry and forgot to make them White."

"Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes."

"What do you get with breaking news? News casts"

"I cry at the end of sandwiches."

"Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table? A: ""Use the fork, Luke."""