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Joke of the Day
"I just put on a Apple sticker to my Toshiba laptop.. .. so it's now called a Macintoshiba!"
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"""I'm not a fan."" -air conditioner"
"Why did the two tampons not talk to each other? They were both stuck up cunts."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. I don't have a box of chocolates."
"I like my women like I like my X-Wing pilots... ""Almost there."""
"[ER: Goth Unit] Nurse: Doctor, the patient is starting to smile Doctor: God damnit NOT ON MY WATCH I WANT 500 CCS OF JOY DIVISION NOW"
"Why is ten afraid of nine? Because nine ate seven! *heh heh*"
"Sometimes you just have to go with the flow. ~Menstruational Tweet"
"How many gears does a French Tank have? 5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades."
"Did Trump make the right choice when choosing his VP? It de-Pence on who you ask."