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Joke of the Day

"SON: What's a sex tape? ME: Er well when er a man & a woman have er intercourse they S: No M: No? S: Dad. I know what sex is. What's a tape?"

"How do Buddhist monks send emails? They remove all attachments."

"When toddlers get naked and run around giggling, it's ""cute"" and ""funny"" ...but when I do it, I'm ""drunk"" and ""not allowed back in Target"""

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"The award for best X-Man goes to... Caitlyn Jenner."

"What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common? There's no jack"

"My Grandma's church was odd in that they worshipped paintings. Very weird. Every week they would stand up and sing ""How Great Thou Art"""

"Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats."

"I was never into long-distance masturbation... But now look how far I've come!"

"I just saw a pizza delivery guy get in a terrible accident. I feel so bad. Someone's just sitting around, wondering where their pizza is."