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Joke of the Day
"Haikus are easy But sometimes they make no sense Refrigerator."
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"I love Alfredo sauce. Unless you're a dude named Alfredo."
"""Daddy, am I going to die someday?"" ""No, you're the only immortal being in the entire world. Goodnight, stupid."""
"Q: What do giraffes have that no other animal has? A: Baby giraffes."
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"Why was the Jewish man so defensive about his beer? Because Hebrewed it."