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Joke of the Day

"Hooked up with a Medium at a bar last night I think phony was a fake because she didn't see me coming."

"I love people who can make me laugh, when I don't even want to smile."

"TIFU by having the bomb squad called to my party. They said it was the bomb."

"yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!"

"""I saw the Facebook Movie yesterday. It's a good movie. It touched all my emotions: LOL, OMG, WTF..."""

"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change."

"Tonight's flirtation brought to you by the letter Booze. It's a word? Whatever, man. I don't know algebra and shit."

"I once asked a girl if she smoked after sex. She said ""I don't know, I've never looked"""

"What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other? A Crip"

"What do cookies do when they have sex? They crumb. Alternate: ""What does a cookie say when its having sex?"" ""I'm crumbing"""