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Joke of the Day

"Hermione Granger: What can I wear that won't make me look fat? Ronald Weasley: An invisibility cloak"

"My body is shaped like a hooded sweatshirt."

"What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already."

"Dark humor is like clean water... it's just not accessible to everyone."

"There are two penguins in a bathtub... One looked to the other and said, ""No Soap Radio"""

"Woman's Rights"

"I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2006."

"My FYI's are becoming TMI's."

"A Cuban just arrived on a raft... And is being interviewed when they ask him Name? ""Manolo"". Sex? ""Two to three times a week"" No,no i mean Male or Female? ""Well whatever I can get that week"""

"Do you know where there are only 239 beans in and Irish bean stew? Because if there was one more, it'd be too farty."