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Joke of the Day
"How do you fit 4 gay men on a barstool? Flip it over."
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"What's a somali's favorite sport? Cross-country"
"Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."
"What did one guy at a gay bar say to the other guy? Can I push your stool in? I just wanted to note that my ten year old brother told me this joke.ಠ\_ಠ"
"just remember before you let yourself get riled up over The Grammys.. Who Let The Dogs Out won a grammy"
"What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave? We only have a Toot in common."
"Did you hear about the new pill that's supposed to turn lesbian women straight? It's called tricoxagain."
"My penis was in the Guinness book of world records... Then the librarian told me to take it out."
"What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck."
"Babies are like new tattoos They are yours forever, but you should probably hold off posting pictures for a bit until they aren't raw and weird looking anymore."