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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the airline passenger check his vulture? Because it's a carrion bird."
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"*Whispers, spitters are for quitters. ~Wine tasting, you pervs!"
"Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx."
"What do you call a construction truck wearing a toupee? a dump trump"
"year 39, month 3: woke up a sentient tangle of meat and calcium again"
"Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is ""Miracle on 34th Street."" Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is ""It's a Wonderful Life."" Right-Wing Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is ""Die Hard."""
"What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away? A Hipaacrite"
"If you're wondering what all these scratches on my chest are from, it's because my cat hates to get in the hot tub with me."
"What is Hitler's favorite type of food? Not Seafood"
"I'm really worried Justin Timberlake is going to have me naked by the end of this song."