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Joke of the Day
"Ladies If it takes you more than a hour to get ready, then you ain't as cute as you think you are"
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"Babies are like new tattoos They are yours forever, but you should probably hold off posting pictures for a bit until they aren't raw and weird looking anymore."
"I found a wallet today and as a good Christian I thought ""what would Jesus do?"" ... so I turned it into wine."
"What's black, jobless, homeless, fatherless, and has no life? Harambe."
"Answering all the 'how r u' DM's with 'I got my period' is going surprising well"
"What do you call an eight-legged insect holding a magnifying glass? A spy, duh."
"I've been watching women's volleyball and there has already been an injury... But I'll be ok by monday."
"How do German bread greet each other? Gluten tag!"
"Woman Goes Doctor Latvia Woman go to see doctor. Doctor shake head and say, ""Six more days life then die."" Woman is feel sad. Woman asks, ""Is no thing I can take?"" Doctor say, ""Food."""
"What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine? Do we have any papal towels?"