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Joke of the Day

"[around campfire] ME: *grabs guitar* Hey kids how about a song? KIDS: Yeah! ME: ok *clears throat* LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODI"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba dum tchhhh."

"A redditor discovers that the world will end in 23 hours... The news never even got to report on it."

"When dared to pull someone's finger, make sure you're not in a restroom & that it's indeed a finger you've been asked to pull."

"ESPN is cutting a few hundred jobs... So tomorrow's AM radio show will be ""Mike and Some Random People from Twitter in the Morning"""

"Oh yeah I was in a gang in high school! Well not like a real gang, it was more of a Trigonometry Club. But we still flashed sines."

"I have to hand it to Trump He's the only man to win an argument with a women"

"What are the three ""O""s of bad driving? Old. Oriental. Ovaries."

"To make a delicious omlette... you must be an eggspert."

"Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."