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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the North Korean dictator? Seouless"
Next Joke
"what's big, black and looks good on a lawyer's neck? a doberman"
"Don't commit suicide, that's how people get killed."
"What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"how do you hide from hitler? Standstill.... he can nazi."
"My cat is my date and we got asked to leave the Olive Garden. Probably because she's black."
"If you can't celebrate Valentine's Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza."
"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip. No offense intended(to get the racial shit stated before I get hit with it)"
"How do I raise my kids? Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it?"
"How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other? Very Quackly"