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Joke of the Day
"What's bigfoot's favorite food? Sasquash!"
Next Joke
"Two condoms drive by a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""let's get shit-faced!"""
"I woke up to the crack of Dawn the other day... I said ""Dawn! Get off my face!"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Ari-S-P-E-C-T !"
"What's another name for a dictator? A penis potato!"
"Autocarrot sucks!"
"What do 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape"
"Have you heard the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless."
"We arrested a troupe of mimes for their unspeakable crimes.... None of them talked. But they did point fingers."
"My friend has Tourettes. He doesn't have a bank account. He has a swear jar."