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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired"
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"What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen Talking."
"How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough? When the (w)hole job's done."
"I read in the Bible that people used to get stoned to death, that's a lot of weed."
"I've got a really funny knock knock joke, but you're going to have to start it... You: knock knock Me: whose there? You: ... Ummm"
"How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything? Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one? Me : Today's."
"A programmer was found dead in the shower this morning ... Next to him was found a shampoo bottle marked 'Lather, Rinse, Repeat'."
"New glasses ""New glasses? They look super, man!"" Clark Kent begins to sweat."
"My irritating fucking roommate contaminated our water with mercury... Now I'm *really* mad!!"
"I'm going to stand outside So if anyone asks, I'm out standing"