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Joke of the Day

"Me: guess who i saw today? Batman: who? M: not your parents B: Y do you always do this? M: cause they told me to B: who? M: not your parents"

"1 + 1 = 3 If you don't use a condom"

"Knock knock... Who's there? Poo. Poo who? POOYOUMOTHAFUCKKKKKKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! /r/unexpectedthuglife"

"So a guy with his dick in a jar of peanut butter said I was weird for jacking off with a banana peel I told him he's fucking nuts!"

"What is Robin Williams doing in heaven? Not sure, probably just hanging out."

"What kind of turns do letters take? U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo."

"If the BeeGees are 'staying alive' so much then how come they're all dead."

"I'm going to nap so hard today, my pillow Is going to need a cigarette when I'm done with it"

"*Ahem, ahem* So... A needle pulling thread... "

"A joke is like a frog... ... you understand it better after you dissect it, but then the frog is dead."