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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a gay man with plumbers butt? Pull up your pants, I can see your vagina. Bahahahahahahahahahaha."

"I wonder if celebrity couples have a list of 5 average citizens each of them are allowed to sleep with if they ever get the chance"

"What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one"

"I compulsively open my refrigerator in hopes that the portal to the other world has opened up. It hasn't so I had some cheese."

"My black friend asked me where to find the color copier I said it's 2015 and he can use whatever copier he wants to"

"I learned mathematical fractions from a drug dealer. He said if I don't pay $4,000 in 7 days, I'll lose 3 fingers."

"Drug companies are like high school boyfriends They're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they get in there. - Credit to John Oliver"

"Why do Mexicans cross the border alone? Because there can only be Juan."

"Why is diarrhea hereditary? It runs in your genes."

"How many fams does it take to get the sky lit? Just one sun"