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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a gay man with plumbers butt? Pull up your pants, I can see your vagina. Bahahahahahahahahahaha."

"Who decided to call it an English to French dictionary and not a Two - Deux list?"

"Before. b-e-f-o-r-e, not B4. We speak English, Not bingo..."

"I just had some mediocre chinese food ... it was Tso Tso"

"*taps on your head* ""Is this think on?"""

"My favorite mixed drink is the M. Night Shyamalan. It's nothing with a twist."

"I'm off work next week so I'm gonna throw this knife at a map, where it lands I go. *throws knife, misses map.* Space, I'm going to space"

"*you see a bear approaching you* Quick play dead! *bears comes running up* Oh god! OH GOD! What's happening!? Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!?"

"What's your mom's favorite bird? A cock or two."

"Me and my friends.. My friend: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh. Class: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!! #GetRekt scrub m8"