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Joke of the Day
"I murdered a load of Jehovah's at church today. Don't worry, I left no witnesses."
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"Let's turn this Pizza Hut into a pizza home."
"What do the hotdogs taste like at the gay parade? Shit"
"Why you should definitely visit the Grand Canyon... Well... it's just plain *gorge*-ous"
"How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek? Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME"
"What do you call the Japanese demon of spices? The Pepper Oni."
"For my cake day, I have a short joke My penis."
"Hey y'all, I finally got a smart phone. I'm a big girl now! Anyone got a 5 year old I can borrow to teach me how to use the damn thing?"
"How do terrorists like their apple pie? Allah mode."
"How to get laid: WALK RIGHT UP TO HER & just get to know her over time until u build mutual affection & the trust to enjoy each other naked"