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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican nurse? [A care beaner.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carabiner)"
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"If I were to tell you that we might go to war with friendly countries soon, well... allied."
"The entire history of the universe could be seen as a slow growth, expansion and coalescence of consciousness, were it not for Sarah Palin."
"What happened to the Asian man that walked into a wall with an erection? He broke his glasses."
"Donald Trump has all the materials he needs to build that wall When he was elected millions of Democrats shit a brick"
"My friends most commonly describe me as ""who?"""
"my wife's friend is so pissed i made fun of his lazy eye he's having a hard time even looking at me"
"What does 100% humidity mean? Even dry farts feel like wet farts."
"THERAPIST: What's the problem with your marriage? WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise"
"Babe are you a new software update? Because not now."