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Joke of the Day
"Society: ""Just be yourself."" Society: ""No not like that."""
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"EARTH: Goodnight Moon MOON: Goodnight Earth EARTH: Come closer and give me a kiss MOON: Okay {millions perish in massive tidal wave}"
"I used to think I could control ducks with my mind but it turns out ducks & I just have very similar ideas about what stuff ducks should do"
"Most irons aren't made from iron, which ironically is both ironic and unironic."
"I bet the guy who programs Angry Birds can't walk into a building without thinking about exactly where he'd hit it to make it fall down."
"Why was the Mexican tire sad? Because it was despair"
"A partnerswitch? How about a partnerswitch? I'll bang your wife and give you a handjob after!"
"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME-TRAVEL JOKES! when do we want them? RIGH"
"*visits new girlfriend's house for 1st time* ""Make yourself at home"" Great. Thanks! *I crawl into the closet and begin sobbing loudly*"
"I never use the term ""feminazi""... Because the Nazis actually got stuff done. Edit: Thanks for all the love and hate Reddit."