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Joke of the Day

"I just checked to see if I had any post, and on the floor in front of the letterbox is an envelope that says ""Do not bend""... How am I supposed to pick it up?"

"The vast majority of spider couples met on the web."

"The Lord said to John, ""Come forth and receive Eternal Life""... But John came fifth and won a toaster."

"Knock knock Who's there. Nobody. Nobody who. (And so concludes this joke from my 3yr old. We think it's pretty good.)"

"At last, a herb related joke It's about thyme"

"Son, you can't give me any shit about having to teach me phone or computer skills... ...after all, I taught you how to use a spoon. Props to my old man for that one."

"Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes? It would only admit one."

"I asked my North Korean friend how are things over there. He said he can't complain."

"You should be my grillfriend. Not a typo, girl. You're hot enough to cook meat on."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because Trump won."