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Joke of the Day

"What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers? I'm confused."

"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? ... There was nothing left but de Brie."

"Even deaf people want to fuck punch the Salvation Army bell ringing brigade."

"Grammar Nazi hiding in Argentina captured after being baited on social media with an inappropriate you're usage"

"Actions speak louder than words, unless those words are spoken by a drunken woman"

"Birthday present A little boy's parents asked what he wanted for his upcoming birthday. The boy thought about it and simply replied ""I wanna watch"" So they let him"

"I put my phone on airplane mode and now I can't bloody find it"

"There's a song about dancing like Uma Thurman, but not about dancing like Gaston. No one dances like Gaston!"

"If attacked by a pack of clowns.... Go for the juggler."

"Sometimes I draw a penis on my face before I go out so people know I'm there to fucking party."