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Joke of the Day
"I used to date a moonshiner's daughter... She always made me lick her"
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"Turns out HR doesn't care if it's national underwear day, you have to wear pants to work."
"Roses are red Violets are blue Bad boys bad boys Whatchagonnadoo"
"The girl I like checked me out today. I gave her money, and she gave me groceries."
"Why was the photographer arested? Indecent exposure."
"Why is China so politically in bed with Africa? Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world"
"""Dad, could you lend me your chair? I'm fixing the table."" ""Sorry, son. I'm not feeling particularly chairitable today."""
"How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb? Two at most."
"Name a household appliance that you everyday... my wife...but shes gone and i need to do the dishes myself now"
"Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet."