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Joke of the Day

"How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb? Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on /r/AdviceAnimals and /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu ."

"The difference between being erotic and being kinky? It's erotic if you use a feather... ...but it's *kinky* if you use the whole chicken."

"""Not again"" ~ Me, waking up every morning.."

"""What did you do?"" ""Genocide. You?"" ""I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook."" - Conversations in Hell"

"What kind of dessert do ghosts always come back for?? A Boo Meringue"

"The best way to eat a salad is to order a pizza instead."

"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood."

"Today your brother-in-law will announce his plan to defeat ISIS. Happy Thanksgiving."

"Amy's Baking Company"

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog's finger"