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Joke of the Day
"What does a gas discharge lamp? Fart fart fart XD"
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"I've got a joke about odd numbers. It's not even funny."
"Me: ""you hang up"" Her: ""no you hang up"" Me: ""no you hang up"" Her: ""no y-"" Jail clerk: ""sir, you only get one phone call."""
"Don't be afraid to be open-minded. Your brain isn't going to fall out."
"I could probably survive about a week in the wilderness eating only the food I spill on my shirt any given day."
"According to my neighbor's journal, I have ""boundary isues."""
"Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre? To go to the second hand shop"
"Sometimes I really think about killing myself. I don't. But I *really* think about it."
"What's the square root of sixty-nine? Eight-something!"
"So a baby seal walked into a club"