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Joke of the Day
"where does a one legged waitress work? I-HOP"
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"What did the prairie dog say to the the coyote?"
"What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Irrelevant."
"What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork? ""I D K"""
"Alcohol is an excellent solvent. It dissolves marriages, friendships and organs."
"Hope to get down to a weight where people don't think I have an opinion on movies."
"I literally got fired from a job for not knowing what to do with my hands when I talk. I guess sign language interpreting just wasn't for me"
"Probably the worst part about being a penguin is after you're in an argument, you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute"
"Yo mama's like a mosquito I gotta slap her to stop sucking"
"Can we stop acting like ""seasonal"" beers makes sense at all?"