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Joke of the Day

"If I was a smart thief, do you know what I would rob? A book store."

"What was the score of the lobster soccer game? Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls."

"Do your socks have holes in them? No? Then how did you get them on?"

"Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?.... because they cant find the point."

"What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!"

"What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!"

"Two friends were walking by the ballet museum... When one points and asks his friend, ""Is that statue a foot?"" To which his friend replies, ""No, it's about four and a half feet."""

"I really suck at school, the only time I got an A+ is at the blood test."

"u don't need dangerous marijuana pot get high on life -ride a bike -read a good book -make a sacrifice to the dark lord -watch a sunset"

"There are 10 types of persons in this world... ...those who understand binary and those who don't."