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Joke of the Day

"""I wanna rock!"" ~said the angry geologist."

"I am a proud member of the CBC Short for 'Canadians Against Dyslexia'"

"Are you a Carbon sample? Because I want to *date* you."

"[Me chasing 12 greyhounds round a race track] YOU'LL GET TIRED EVENTUALLY. THEN I WILL PET YOU!"

"The average person has sex 89 times a year My December is going to be fucking sick"

"Next time you are in a restaurant, give this a thought. The fork you are using has been in the mouth of hundreds of people. Now look at the people eating right by you. Scary, right?"

"There is a Hispanic train conductor going around committing horrible crimes.. No one knows why, but it's clear he has a loco motive."

"Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails? He thought it would be a pedicure. ^^^sorry."

"If love didn't hurt, it wouldn't be called love...it would be called tacos."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? He was too far out man!"