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Joke of the Day

"What breed of dog is the most depressing...? A melancholy."

"Writing ""Omg you guys are still friends after what she said about you???"" on every group photo of girls I see on Instagram"

"Wanna hear a joke? women's rights"

"I wonder who the sorting hat will choose as the new Pope."

"Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage? They know how to tuck away junk."

"What was Hitler's favorite letter? Not z!"

"How does a police officer go to the bathroom? Ctrl+C"

"Fruit Blast Once a banana asked the apple,""why do everyone cut and eat you?"" The apple replied,""then why do everybody remove your clothes and eat you???!!!"""

"I asked my daughter's dentist for her favorite joke. Was not disappointed. What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis? Taking shellfies with their shellphones."

"Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump."