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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to start using ""reach around"" as business jargon and see if anyone corrects me once I'm finished."

"What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed? Norigami."

"What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction? 1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one."

"Sometimes my sense of humour is so dark... ... It picks cotton"

"Two atoms are walking down the street... One of them says, ""Oh my. I think I've lost an electron."" And the other says, ""Oh my God! It's a talking atom!"""

"Irish Problems.... Q:How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? A: None! (potato famine) Old one, i did not make, nor do i take any credit."

"I like Kanye West as much as the next guy... ...as long as the next guy isn't Kanye West."

"Why can't Jamaicans count to 10? Because there's a *tree* in the way!"

"What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey? How're ye gettin' on?"

"""haha yeah totally"" - me to cab drivers"