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Joke of the Day

"This barbecue must be amazing. Everything is at steak."

"There are two types of people on Twitter. Those who can take a joke, and those who will copy it and claim it as their own"

"Did you hear about the guy who got fired from Crayola last week? He desecrated the holy crayon."

"Damn girl, are you a time traveler? Because being fat was attractive in the 1500's."

"Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women? Because everyone knows they give good *head*."

"Have you heard the watermelon joke? You have now! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^I'msosorry"

"You know what's so great about a Yankee? It's like a quickie, but you do it yourself."

"When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's."

"Sorry about this in adavance What part of a vegetable **can't** you eat? The wheelchair"

"I have decided to write erotic literature for premature ejaculators. ----- Chapter 1 ----- He looked at her. ----- The End. -----"