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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to fire one of the guys that works at my mayonnaise factory. He keeps asking for a mayoRaise."

"What do you call a Muslim on a plane? Soon to be detained for flying home to his family in Houston after a business trip."

"What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student? Don't get smart with me."

"Where does a person with one leg work? IHOP"

"What does batman take in his whiskey? Just ice."

"I'm sick and tired of the jokes on this sub, so I'm going to kill my foot. Yeah, that's right. I'm putting my foot down."

"SJWs are the hardest people in the world to offend as long as you don't exist."

"A Las Vegas joke Criss Angel"

"Teacher- ""what does a chicken give you?"" Students- ""Meat!"" Teacher- ""Good! Now what does the pig give you?"" Students- ""Bacon!"" Teacher- ""Great! Now what does a fat cow give you?"" Students- ""Homework!"""

"Why can't Stephen Hawking dance? Because he's white."