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Joke of the Day

"Went on a trampoline with my 1 year old and learned that if you jump JUST right it unfortunately turns into a baby catapult."

"Eventually the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphs."

"What lights up a football stadium? A football match!"

"Cold War Hungarian Joke Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism."

"Luke: Did you get the card I made you? Vader: I couldn't read it. Your handwriting is awful. Luke: I HAD TO WRITE WITH MY LEFT HAND."

"So this guy is on a date with this hot chick, after a while, weird sh*t starts happening..."

"What do multiculturalism and the movie Jaws have in common? They both made Americans despise great whites!"

"What happens when you take the ""T"" out of ""stay and the ""F"" out of ""way""?"

"What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker? A box hedge fund!"

"Why is a cow that he jumps? Because he higher and higher. ^(I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)"